on friday eva and lina came over . cuz i was lonely and they invited themselves over anyhow . char&shannen were there too [: we went to kenny rogers @ great world to eat . char and lina eat like barbarians T.T like dunno how to use knife lidat . seriously . they tear at it like . .. .. MEDIEVAL-TIMES PEOPLE . then eva gave them a lecture on why they should ask for the leg at the counter . HAHAHA . okay then we went to change at the toilet la cuz we were in bowling uni ... sooo .. we went to change luh . then on our way out we saw this little boy arnd 5 yrs old come in unaccompanied .. then he walked in and bent down and started peeking below the door in the toilet ! we burst out laughing and zao'd :D
to all ! THE BEE MOVIE TOTALLY ROCKS [:
yesterday me, meimei, mummeh and daddehh brought mamaa out to dinner at a shanghainese restaurant . she's so cute la ! she sat next to me . then she eating halfway look at my plate got all the fat there cuz i don't eat it .
mama: wah you cut off all the fat ! -amazed-
mum: ya she's very health conscious
-10seconds later-
mama: you still so fat .
me: that's so kind . you're totally thinking of my feelings .
me 1min later: i'm never gonna let you forget that .
then there was this topic on her and a conversation between the taxi driver
-the conver-
taxi driver: so how old are you ah, sorry i hope you don't mind me asking this question
mama: how old do you think i am ?
taxi driver: 55
mama: you better think i'm 50=
truth: she's like 8o+
-back at the restaurant cont'ing the topic-
mama: he must've wanted a big tip .
meimei: how old are you mama ?
mama: -ignores her question- but you must know how old i am ... shh ! -puts fingers to mouth-
another topic on teachers and how we tie our hair in school .
mama (to me with my hair let down): do your teachers allow you to walk around school like this
me: NO ?!
mama: good . cos if i was your teacher i'd take a scissors and chop it all off .
me: -moves hair from >> to << because she was sitting on my right- -gives a horrified expression that lasted for 2 mins-
mama: you think i cannot do your monkey faces ah ! -starts contorting her face and sticking her tongue out-
sometimes it's hard to believe she's really that old . they say you start off as a baby, then you become more mature . when you're old you're back to a baby . but she's so cute ! heeheehee
as stated above,
it's just a sick fetish[:
x3michelle
